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trade your ex

here ye, hear ye! start making and trading your ex-boyfriend trading cards! wondering what to do with those pesky good for nothing photos under your bed? then, please! cut them into trading cards (mine are 2.1" x 3.1 inches) and send them to:

Department of Safety
c/o trade your ex
1011 12th St.
Anacortes, WA 98221

please, if possible include stats on the back. this can be anything, but here is an example:

Name: Chris Allman
Location: Provo, UT
Age: 19 in photo, 25 now
Sign: i don't know what chris is, uh, capricorn?
Duration: 2 weeks
Status: single!
Outcome: we make out still sometimes!
Reason for break-up: he thought i was annoying
Ex of: (your name here)

it may also be a good idea to date these the date you send them off into the world! contact info for yourself (or your ex if you want to be a bit of an a-hole!) is also fun to include. these WILL be traded for who-knows-how-long.

upon receiving your exes, i will send you mine or someone else's ex in return! it's a bit of a gamble, yes, but what have you got to lose? just a bunch of emotional baggage, that's what. if unsatisfied with your new ex, you can always trade them back or trade w/ friends.

*Please nothing too graphic. i guess i can handle most pictures but no hot carls or anything most would consider deeply disturbing! thanks!
*yes, this is serious.
*chris is only my psuedo/pretend long distance romance, but not my ex.

11:27 p.m. - 2006-01-26

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